i wish anxiety and self doubt burned calories
My cousins the best at snapchat and you can’t convince me otherwise
this could be us but you playing
if you call me princess or baby girl or kitten I will ride your dick so hard seriously
[AGGRESSIVELY THINKS ABOUT YOU ALL DAY]
"oh just wait until you found yourself a nice boy, you will want kids then."
When a man dressed as Satan speaks more accurately about God than your pastor, you know something is wrong.
do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded
does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack
am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding
these are our struggles
Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations
The struggles of a man
thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina
you need an award right now
You know when you’re little spoon and sleeping with someone and you wake up a little and scoot your butt and back towards them and they just so happen to be awake too and pull you in closer and you fall back asleep? Yeah. That.
hanging out with your best friend more like